is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Randomize
