they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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