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(612): View more from Minnesota

the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011

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(630): View more from Illinois

Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.

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(303): View more from Colorado

she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore

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