How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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