TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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