You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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