I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i will never coherently bang her
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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