Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
