I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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