We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I wear drunk well.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
