whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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