Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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