Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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