Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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