I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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