So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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