I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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