Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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