Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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