I am puke
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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