hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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