What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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