Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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