He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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