too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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