If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
