i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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