No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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