I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
