How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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