halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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