Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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