Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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