THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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