Already got asked if we're dating
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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