HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Terrible idea I love it
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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