i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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