I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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