This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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