It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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