Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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