Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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