Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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