i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
A+ Viking dick
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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