it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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