I'm drive I can fine osifer
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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