apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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