Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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