I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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