Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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