I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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