Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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