i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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