I hate your face
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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