Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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