In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
All the doctor said was why
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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